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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Singapore 2010

ok got to stop ms swan youtube video and move on before they my friends start to imitate her n irritate mi

before i start a new topic juz to let you all noe tt i DUN work for STB(Singapore Tourism Board) or any Tour agency
juz wanne let my friends and families noe and update them on the upcoming developments in singapore. Especially those whu are studying abroad or working in other country so that when they cum back to spore they dun feel FOREIGN in their hometown

back to reality closer to home
there's too many exciting development cuming up singapore. By 2010, at marina bay you will get to see a new marina bay filled wit buzz and excitement.

First off we hav the Marina Bay Sands which is an integrated resort which is being developed by Las Vegas Sands. Design--> Mixed Reviews from singaporeans. To mi it looks kinda like 3 tombstones linking together(hotel) 3 tombs looking structures(convention center, shopping mall, casino, theatre) a large looking lotus beside.

Beside the integrated resort we have the funky looking and world first Double-Helix Bridge that link frm the integrated resort to sumwhere near marina square. Really cool

Juz around the corner we have the The Singapore Flyer(bet its gonna b another White Elephant)which is touted to b the largest wheel in the worlds (sum country sooner or later gonna beat the record)

Beside Esplanade they are building a small temporary floating stadium beside the esplanade so that they can held some events like national day parade 2007. Dun really noe y we need a very SMALL temporary stadium beside the esplanade. They can build it any part of singapore(like Marina South). Juz bcoz it overlook the skyscrapers of singapore and it will look GRAND to held it there.

Across the Marina Bay, located in Marina Boulevard we have a new residential apartment The Sail @ Marina Bay which is Singapore's tallest condominium/apartment and it is among the top 10 tallest residential building in the world.(no big deal). It look pretty nice on their rendering but dun really noe how it will turn out to b

Beside the The Sail @ Marina Bay, we have the new Marina Bay Financial Centre(at least sum good use for that plot of reclaimed land which hav been vacant for years). If im nt wrong there will b 2 office blocks and an apartment/condo. design wise looks bland but acceptable for everyone's eyes. In front of The Sail n MBFC is the Central Promontory(no idea wats tt n updates on tt, hopefully its iconic)

Next up behind the IR we have the Garden By the Bay. Tis development have been long overdue. Spore is called Garden City for nothing if we dun hav a Garden in the city. Winners hav been awared to both Grant Associates n Gustafson Porter. Really nice designs by both but i prefer grant's design

Next we hav the DAM in marina South, Marina Barrage coverting the Marina Bay and Kallang Basin into a new downtown freshwater reservoir(gonna b polluted sum day)

Theres tis new Stadium and plans have been made to demolish the stadium and build a multi-purpose, 35.6ha Sports Hub in its place. Construction has begun and is expected to be complete in mid 2010(although its a pity tt they intend to demolish the old national stadium which brings back memories).

Most exciting development hav to b the 2nd Intergrated Resort for Spore in Sentosa. The race is Heating up wit contenders frm Genting/Star Cruise/Universal Studio, Kernzner/Capitaland and Eight Wonders/PBL/Melcom Limited. More Details n Renderings cuming up

Closer to where i stay (east side) we hav a new shopping mall in Tampines Central, which i think its not necessary since we hav TM n CS. Tis will only make fastfood to open MORE outlets in Tampines alone. Then we hav a new hypermall in tampines which consist of GIANT, IKEA n COURTS. Dun hav to go all the way to alexendra to buy stuff frm IKEA.

New Changi International Airport Terminal 3 together wit a new 9-storey airport hotel, the Crowne Plaza Hotel(design concept very safe n boxy). Sumwhere near there(no idea where) theres gonna b Spaceport Singapore where rich sporean can pay thousands of $$ to go up space to hav a feeling of

Last but nt least we hav a new 24-hour leisure and entertainment mall called e!Hub. Located at Downtown East, Pasir Ris. they will b 25-meter tall ferris wheel mounted on the inside of the building(Spore really love building wheels), NTUC Fairprice supermarket, Cathay Cineplex with 6 halls and a total seating capacity of 1,000, 32-lane bowling alley and a host of trendy and chic retail and F & B outlets.

These are rumours but dun noe if its true
1. F1 racing Tracks in Tuas (Cool)
2. More Integrated Resorts (pls stop @ 2)
3. Disneyland in Marina East (Universal Studio is good enough no need Disney. We dun want Singapore to be describe as a wonderland for kids)

With all these Developements in Singapore, hopefully it will give a bigger impression of singapore instead of juz a RED DOT wit no excitement. Hopefully tourist will stay more days in their trip here

Thursday, October 26, 2006

MadTV - Miss Swan at a candy store

Ms Swan in Lower Expectations

Ms.Swan - Sharpest Image

Ms Swan in "Gimme A Clue" Game Show

Ms. Swan at the ATM

Ms Swan at the drive thru fast food

Ms Swan n her dinner date

miss swan at video shop

Miss swan at bar

miss swan at the dmv

miss swan at the customs

Miss Swan at a gay bar

Miss Swan in the movie theatre

Miss Swan in dating game

Miss Swan In Sex Talk

Miss Swan On Plane

Miss Swan At Starbucks

Miss swan & Buffy

MISS BUNNY SWAN

If u all dun noe by now she is the funniest commedian icon in MADTV(US)
heres a lil portfolio of Miss Swan
1.Bunny Swan, more commonly known as "Miss Swan" portrayed by actress Alex Borstein
2. She was born on November 25th, 1966, making her 39 years old.
3. She is portrayed as an older Icelandic woman who works as a manicurist at the Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon
4. from the fictional country of Kuvaria, near the North Pole, and home of Santa Claus
5. Her two all time favourite catch phrase "Okee, I tell you eh-we-ting" & " he look-a like a man!"
6. Last but not least shooting a music video wit melina, dot & Lorraine in LAdy MadTV (refer to previous post: Tuesday, October 24, 2006 Lady Marmalade)

Above are the videos of bunny swan

Memoirs of a Geisha 2

OMG
tis Geisha look like william hung!!!

if Shim look @ me wit one look on the street. Shim deserve a tight slap frm mi

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

You're Beautiful Parody

Another funny parody from Madtv wit James Blunt "You're Beautiful"
Face like a whore + body distortled = Beautiful?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Lady Marmalade(2030remix)

Imagine in the year 2030, if we bring back the original singers from the summer hit song "Lady Mamalade"(Pink, mya, Xtina Aguuilera, Lil'Kim n Missy)to shoot another video. Wonder how it will look like.
Pink-->Dot
Xtina Aguilera-->Miss Swan
Mya-->Lorraine
Lil' Kim-->Melina
here's the preview of the new remix

MadTV - A Message for the Troops from Destiny's Child

There's another reason why destiny's child are destined to only have one child(which is beyonce)
Not only was Beyonce had full control over the whole interview, she even ask Michelle(her bandmate) to leave the interview session.
OMG
Some one better "Ring The Alarm"

Monday, October 23, 2006

DESTINY'S Child

Destiny child's uncut version of "Emotion"
Shocking News!!!
Seems like before they official broke up, theres a rift btwn Baby B n both Kelly & Michelle in the video.
No wonder both kelly & michelle albums are not selling well
All thanks to Beyonce
wat a Deja Vu!!!

Mad TV -- funny parody of N'Sync's

*NSYNC are back wit their new single "This We Promise You"
WORLD PREMIER
i love the part where they interview some IN-SAIN fanatics
anyway check out their new album "No Balls Attached" released nationwide

Justin Timberlake Sexy Back Spoof HAIRY BACK Video ORIGINAL

more spoof are flooding in tis blog.
this is a new one introduce by my friend gabby
its a remake of justin timberlake new song "SexyBack" **Caution pls avoid using pantene shampoo on your body. Look wat happen to tis guy** Seems like tis guy is too hairy for any barber. Sum1 need to straight away send him to good brazillian wax salon for a FULL BODY TREATMENT.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

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Madonna Commercial - Gap - (Long Version)

the real madonna gap advert wit the real missy

Mad TV - parody of Gap ads

fake madonna(as usual look like a whore)and fake Missy(more like Mistersy)in new Gap(more like Gag)advertisement. i like the tagline "A New Jean, An Old HO GAP HAG"

madonna n britney Parody

wat are the 2 whores doin
anyway this is the real video by both briney n madonna "Against the music" -->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArQ7td32bh0

shakira- wherever whenever parody

i like wat she do wit her lips. Seems like her lips dont lie too. See an uglified shakira who cant stop shaking

Christina Aguilera-Beautiful (parody)

another parody video by christina aguilera

Beyonce - Ring The Alarm Parody

this is the fake one

Beyonce--Ring The Alarm(real)

i happen to come across a really disgustingly funny parody of beyonce knowles new single "Ring The Alarm."
4 those whu hav nt see the real video, ill post both the real video n the parody
compare them n review it back to me

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